Vincent wrote:I am not falling off the bed because I had too much to drink. There was a space between the bed and the wall and I was trying to pick up a fake skeleton hand that had fallen on the floor.
FP. If that's the best you can do I really wouldn't want to be in your shoes when you have to explain unusual hand and foot prints on the insides of the windows of your mum's car!
They invented window cleaner for a reason....