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Postby badinfluence63 on Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:00 pm

Speaking of funny...............:

http://www.justbullshit.net/view.php?fi ... heyear.wmv

and let me apologize ahead of time in case anyone is offended by this one but it was just too funny..or maybe I'm sick?:

http://www.justbullshit.net/view.php?fi ... equest.wmv

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Re: funny/ha ha

Postby Ken on Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:40 pm

badinfluence63 wrote:... and let me apologize ahead of time in case anyone is offended by this one but it was just too funny..or maybe I'm sick?


Jeez, BI, you're kinda leading with your chin there, Buddy.

Quick, somebody set up a poll - is BI sick??????

....

Not offended at all. I had seen both of those before, but I just sent the link to the blonde OnStar clip to two blondes that I work with. (I'm probably going to burn in hell for doing that....)

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Postby Mad Davy Kidd on Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:01 am

I've seen the BlondStar one before too, it's a classic.

The other one was new to me, and I had a good laugh. Sick? Nah... or maybe I am too...

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Postby Ken on Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:18 pm

Mad Davy Kidd wrote:Sick? Nah... or maybe I am too...


Maybe we all are, Dave....
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Postby Vincent on Mon Dec 26, 2005 4:36 pm

Hi to all.

I hadnt seen either of those before......ive just got up off the floor and my ribs are killing me :lol:
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Postby badinfluence63 on Mon Dec 26, 2005 7:31 pm

Vincent,

We can be a sick group at times. Glad to have you on board! :lol:

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Postby badinfluence63 on Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:04 am

For Tank:

St Peter is standing at Heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was an NYPD vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids."
"Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates."
A few moments later a second man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was a California Highway Patrol traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers."
"Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise."
A few moments later a third man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked.
"I was an Air Force Security Policeman, sir."
"Excellent my son... I've gotta take a pee, watch the gate, will ya?"

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Postby Tank04 on Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:34 pm

BI63,

Ahhh, watch the gate for the lord, what a great task, imagine who I would let in.........
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Postby badinfluence63 on Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:11 pm

Tank,

Better question is "hmm who wouldn't I let in :shock:"

Vincent,

You forgot to email your last name.

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Postby Vincent on Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:01 pm

ALL.
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I saw
one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"



WOMAN: "£60,000"



MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last Year is
back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him in
astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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