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Re: funny/ha ha

Postby badinfluence63 on Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:44 am

Presidents Day
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
Whewww...where does the time go!
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Re: funny/ha ha

Postby badinfluence63 on Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:50 am

Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, get me the finest b*tch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while banging her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Johnny's b*tch."
Whewww...where does the time go!
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